The first time my boyfriend messed up:

I was like

When I finished my Bachelor’s degree:

I was like


Then I remembered that I signed up for a Master’s Degree

When I call my boyfriend in the middle of the afternoon, on the first week of class:

and he says that I sound super cheery, I’m like

When a book is made into a movie and someone is mad because I made a “spoiler”:

I’m like

When I’ll be a juge:

I’m gonna be like

When my roommate forgot to record my favorite TV show:

I’m like

Law school:

Especially when I have to study during the summer for exams…

Taking a road trip with my friends:

When my roommate puts on make up while drunk:

I’m like

When someone talks to me about the World Cup:

I’m like