When someone asks me how I’m doing during dead week:

I’m like

When I’m reading my med school friend’s paper:

I’m like

When I break my diet and eat french fries:

I’m like

When I’m at the library and my friends don’t answer my texts:

I’m like

When someone sneaks up on me and I’m on tumblr:

I’m like

Tumblr = puppies to porn in 0.02 second

When I ask my best guy friend if he read the book I lent him:

He’s like

When someone asks me to tell what I’m thinking of:

I’m like

When I’m struggling with my assignment:

I’m like

When we are changing to Winter time and I realize that I can sleep one more hour tomorrow morning:

I’m like

When someone tells me that I need to get in touch with my feelings and other crap like that:

My reaction: